Tezuka, let us visit the place that lacked enough to sense to employ that ridiculous redhead. Kabaji wishes to go. Consider it practice for when we have our own family.

Kabaji, I believe what Fuji would be most benefited by calbrito dishes. They are nutritious and I have been made to understand he has a certain fondness for the meat at least when alive. Might I suggest calbrito curry with chevon casserole? In addition to a goat cheese and pate?

Tezuka, would you like a goat? It would undoubtedly compliment the poodle.

Screened to Kabaji & Kite

You might also call a local farm and inquire about animal donations. I attempted to remove one of the goats from my mother's flower beds. It head butted me.


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(ooc: Atobe isn't really suggesting they eat the goats Fuji arranged to have put on the estate, unless Kite is up for the slaughter? If so, Atobe requests it to be done away from the rose garden. Else they can purchase the meat post-processed.)

Kabaji, Fuji is unwell and currently in hospital. I trust you know what to do. Bear in mind that an overdose of sugar would not help him heal. I have had him moved to a private room since I refuse to be in the presence of the infectious low-life of Tokyo upon my visit.

Sanada, if you do not resolve you ridiculous squabbles with Yukimura, I will personally charge you an overtime fee for the tardy start to my European lobby renovations.

Tezuka. Dinner.



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(ooc: why yes, Fuji, that is the only notification you will receive until they come and ship your bed to an alternative location)

Kabaji, I have been giving thought to the menu of appetizers that we should offer in the foyer during next week's ceremony.

I believe a theme of world foods would be most appropriate, in keeping with the international image of the Atobe co-operation. Naturally because he has brainwashed you, you wish to produce both meat and vegetarian options. The Indian cuisine would be an obvious choice for the latter, since over a third of the country avoids meat for religious reasons as opposed to other ridiculous notions. I recommend in particular dishes cooked with cayenne pepper, ginger & turmeric with a coconut option for those less inclined to spicy foods. Aloe vera tea and prune juice should compliment those adequately.

Can you accommodate this plan?

Tezuka, have you returned from your drunken beach vacation or must I send out a search team?

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[ooc: Oh, all the vegetarian options are also natural laxatives? Such a co-incidence.... (^.~)]

The foyer in the main company building has won a leading design award. There will be a ceremony next week in which I will receive the honours. The foyer will then be open to the public for a further week.

I have begun organising the displays of our main products. There must be a range from opportunities for serious investment to mobile handsets that can be acquired for a mere 70,000 yen.

Kabaji, will you consider preparing suitable finger foods for the visitors? I fear nothing else will have the same unique touch. Unfortunately, this will mean we must leave Hungary on the weekend. Please prepare accordingly.

Screened to Kite
I am counting the chickens.

Kabaji, I believe your mother would like to congratulate you on your achievement in person. Tomorrow, we will travel to Hungary.

Kite, you will accompany us as well.

Congratulations, Kabaji.

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[ooc: why no, he has nothing else to say today :|]

I am entirely dissatisfied with the quality of cat carriers on the market. The most highly reviewed one has the ridiculous name "sleepypod air". I will not have any member of my household confined to such a product. Its low target audience is emphasised by the fact it is unavailable in royal purple. Clearly, a custom made travel device will have to be acquired.

Tezuka, I feel you are up to something. I demand to know what it is.

Kabaji, we need to discuss your preparations for the upcoming examinations, na?

To the medic's butler: I expect you to play for me at dinner this week.

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[ooc: this post may, or may not, have been inspired by current events.]

As I am sure you all are aware, tomorrow is Kabaji's birthday. I have booked Tokyo Disney Sea. All of it. Inform me if you are attending and I will ensure your name is on the guest list.

Tachibana-san, I expect you to be in attendance. Do not disappoint us.

Fuji, thank you for your company over Christmas. It was a delightful surprise --as always-- to have survived it.

( OOC: Gifts )

Dear Seiichi, I simply must insist you join us for dinner. We will be enjoying turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with quail in a red wine sauce. It is succulent enough to make biting through to the interior animal a delightful experience.

If you cannot abide trying the meat yourself, there will also be pumpkin stuffed with artichoke hearts with cranberries in the very centre. A colourful experience to cut into, although you should use a napkin, least the red sauce spill over your hands.

Kabaji, I wish to host a yuletide celebration next month. I am inclined to suggest you do not work during the event and we hire outside assistance for the kitchens, but if you would prefer to organise the preparations yourself, then I will not stand in your way.

Tezuka, is it your intention to join me at such an event, or will you hide behind a curtain with a book?