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Kite, I have no objection to your methods or your objectives, but was it necessary to use my kitchen table?

I was not thrilled either, boy. The woodwork will need to be scoured.

Just like your bathroom needed to be remodeled? I heard you took your poo flinging to a whole nother level.

People outside my household present a continual threat to my décor.

Excuses.

You believe I should take responsibility for your prone state in my kitchen? Boy, that is a whole new level even for you.

I meant for the bathroom.

Better than the marble table in the dining room, sir.

I had not realised that was the choice. However, might I suggest the flag pole in the grounds for future use?

I'd thought of that, but then I might be charged for murder if he died of hypothermia out there.

We have lawyers.

And CCTV so the situation could be monitored. And broadcast.

I'll keep that in mind for next time.