Since riding alpacas is fortuitously impossible, it appears the only other option for desirable entertainment for our entire party is a petting zoo.

Tezuka, could you really think of no other option? I am sure Kabaji could have joined us at the opera house.

It appears the only petting zoo close to Buenos Aires is one in which you must manhandle lions. While I appreciate not being inundated with bunny rabbits, I shall be no less irritated if a tiger eats my clothing. Kabaji, please do remember that the large carnivorous cats are not merely overgrown kittens. Regardless of the safety regulations of this establishment, I do not wish you to pick one up. Do you understand?


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(ooc: Tezuka & Atobe had a text message conversation in which Tezuka suggested a petting zoo instead of his previous suggestion of an alpaca ride. Somewhat alarmingly, I did not make up the petting zoo in Buenos Aires that allows you to ride lions.)