Tezuka.

You deserve to be still hungover.

Tezuka, let us visit the place that lacked enough to sense to employ that ridiculous redhead. Kabaji wishes to go. Consider it practice for when we have our own family.

Tezuka, we are extremely overdue for dinner.

I trust you can find a suitable restaurant?

It needs to welcome cats.

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(ooc: Yukimura threatened to steal Fluffy when Atobe informed him he could not be bothered to see him. Fluffy is therefore a constant companion.)

Kabaji, Fuji is unwell and currently in hospital. I trust you know what to do. Bear in mind that an overdose of sugar would not help him heal. I have had him moved to a private room since I refuse to be in the presence of the infectious low-life of Tokyo upon my visit.

Sanada, if you do not resolve you ridiculous squabbles with Yukimura, I will personally charge you an overtime fee for the tardy start to my European lobby renovations.

Tezuka. Dinner.



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(ooc: why yes, Fuji, that is the only notification you will receive until they come and ship your bed to an alternative location)

I am entirely dissatisfied with the quality of cat carriers on the market. The most highly reviewed one has the ridiculous name "sleepypod air". I will not have any member of my household confined to such a product. Its low target audience is emphasised by the fact it is unavailable in royal purple. Clearly, a custom made travel device will have to be acquired.

Tezuka, I feel you are up to something. I demand to know what it is.

Kabaji, we need to discuss your preparations for the upcoming examinations, na?

To the medic's butler: I expect you to play for me at dinner this week.

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[ooc: this post may, or may not, have been inspired by current events.]

Dear Seiichi, I simply must insist you join us for dinner. We will be enjoying turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with quail in a red wine sauce. It is succulent enough to make biting through to the interior animal a delightful experience.

If you cannot abide trying the meat yourself, there will also be pumpkin stuffed with artichoke hearts with cranberries in the very centre. A colourful experience to cut into, although you should use a napkin, least the red sauce spill over your hands.

Kabaji, I wish to host a yuletide celebration next month. I am inclined to suggest you do not work during the event and we hire outside assistance for the kitchens, but if you would prefer to organise the preparations yourself, then I will not stand in your way.

Tezuka, is it your intention to join me at such an event, or will you hide behind a curtain with a book?

Dear Seiichi, I really do feel it is time we had a chat.

For some reason, I have returned to find my household somewhat indisposed. Am I to blame my own staff or Tezuka's ridiculous household?

Tezuka, is there email in whatever library Yukimura has attempted to seal you in or do you intend to communicate only with words written before you alighted on this earth?

Boy, I have a job for you. If you locate that ridiculous butler of Tachibana-san's, then inform him to attend me as well.

Girl, winter is drawing in. Might I recommend you wear slightly more while seated outside my office building?

( Screened to Arthur )

Congratulations of the day, Tezuka. I will present my gift to you at lunch.


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(ooc: he got him an e-reader. Something super fancy - your choice~)

My ensuite facilities have been cleaned and aired and the toilet replaced. One of the pipes needed to be removed entirely. I can only be glad I was not there for the process. I took the opportunity to have locks fitted to my personal rooms. There is only a single set of keys to these.

Tezuka, thank you for your hospitality. Kabaji informs me that you intend to devour the carnivorous fish that your staff have homed in your living room. While I applaud your hunting instinct, might I propose we try something more challenging on a safari trip perhaps? Shooting fish in a barrel is hardly good sport, even if they have teeth.

Tachibana's butler, your repeated protests that you do not have issues are ridiculous. The only problem is how to catalog such a list so it might be perused by a medic of suitable training. You should spend this next year learning how to face reality.

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(ooc: locks fitted to keep out Yukimura since Kabaji hands out keys like cupcakes :|)