Stolen items

[awedprowess]

I have lost a cell phone. I suppose I should be grateful is was not my undergarments.

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(ooc: A chimp at the Buenos Aires petting zoo stole and ate Atobe's cell phone while he was using it to text Yukimura. Since the phone was sending semi-automatic texts (click once for a random bland message, second click to commit any edits and send), the phone will have proceeded to send random messages to Yuki until it eventually passed through said chimp.)

Comments

[seriousaura]

I'm not exactly versed in public holdings. Don't you have warranties?

[awedprowess]

I do not believe it covered devouring by primate. Unless I could file under 'natural disasters'.

[seriousaura]

Or cut your losses and use another phone.

[awedprowess]

I could buy the zoo out, eat the chimp and retrieve the cell phone.

[seriousaura]

Those are ridiculous extremes just for a cell phone you have multiple copies of.

[awedprowess]

I am sure you are underestimating the trauma of being removed from the 21st century by a primate.

[seriousaura]

I am sure you are over-exaggerating the issue. Kabaji had a replacement in your hands within 5 minutes. Really, it isn't that big of a loss.