Stolen items

[awedprowess]

I have lost a cell phone. I suppose I should be grateful is was not my undergarments.

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(ooc: A chimp at the Buenos Aires petting zoo stole and ate Atobe's cell phone while he was using it to text Yukimura. Since the phone was sending semi-automatic texts (click once for a random bland message, second click to commit any edits and send), the phone will have proceeded to send random messages to Yuki until it eventually passed through said chimp.)

Comments

[prettynotweak]

I had thought a lion had snapped at you.

Luckily, that does not appear to be the case.

[awedprowess]

Your relief is palpable.

[prettynotweak]

Would you like another hug?

[awedprowess]

Would you like to issue one?

[prettynotweak]

Would you like me to issue one?

[awedprowess]

You do realise the next logical sentence in this conversation sounds completely ridiculous?

[prettynotweak]

I do.

Will you say it anyways?

[awedprowess]

Say what?

[prettynotweak]

You know what...unless the felines and chimps knocked out your brain cells as well?

[awedprowess]

I course I know what. But I want to hear you say it.

[prettynotweak]

Just how badly do you want to hear me say it?

[awedprowess]

I would not wish you to say it to another. I want to hear it myself.

[prettynotweak]

Then I suppose you'll have to come find me before I try to.

[seriousaura]

It isn't as though you do not have five others at your disposal.

[awedprowess]

I used to have six.

[seriousaura]

You can get another at home.

[awedprowess]

That is hardly the point. I liked that one.

[seriousaura]

You also have three other exact models.

[awedprowess]

It is a superior brand.

[seriousaura]

I imagine you own stock in the company.

[awedprowess]

I own stock in all companies that are valuable. Do you think I should buy them out?

[seriousaura]

Why are you asking me for business advice?

[awedprowess]

Am I wrong to do so? They might give me a new cell phone.

[seriousaura]

I'm not exactly versed in public holdings. Don't you have warranties?

[awedprowess]

I do not believe it covered devouring by primate. Unless I could file under 'natural disasters'.