Stolen items

[awedprowess]

I have lost a cell phone. I suppose I should be grateful is was not my undergarments.

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(ooc: A chimp at the Buenos Aires petting zoo stole and ate Atobe's cell phone while he was using it to text Yukimura. Since the phone was sending semi-automatic texts (click once for a random bland message, second click to commit any edits and send), the phone will have proceeded to send random messages to Yuki until it eventually passed through said chimp.)

Comments

[prettynotweak]

If you want me to demonstrate, I suppose there's only one thing left to do.

[awedprowess]

And what would that be?

[prettynotweak]

Come find me Keigo.

[awedprowess]

Will that truly be worth my while, Seiichi?

[prettynotweak]

I never do things half-heartedly.

[awedprowess]

Merely because it is your best attempt, does not make it necessarily good.

[prettynotweak]

Ah, but you enjoyed it so much the last time we did it.

[awedprowess]

I believe that was entirely my own doing. I hope your contribution does not ruin the effect.

[prettynotweak]

I am always honored by your affections.

[awedprowess]

As I can tell. You always produce that ... personal touch.

[prettynotweak]

♥

I save that only for you.

[awedprowess]

So I see. If you had been sharing it with those fortunate souls who spend more time in your company, the registered disabled list in the neighbourhood would have tripled.

[prettynotweak]

Lucky for them, I only desire to disable certain individuals.

[awedprowess]

I'm sure they don't know what they're missing.

[prettynotweak]

Ignorance is bliss no?

[awedprowess]

If that were so, then it would imply your skills that you are trying to assure me of, are better left alone.

[prettynotweak]

Unfortunately for you, the path of ignorance was lost long ago.

[awedprowess]

The marks of its departure do not so easily fade.

[prettynotweak]

No wonder you never leave me alone.

[awedprowess]

You are commenting on my post. Or have you become so comfortable here that you can no longer tell if it is your username or my own?

[prettynotweak]

I never said the affection was not returned.

[awedprowess]

Is it?

[prettynotweak]

The answer is obvious.

[awedprowess]

Ahh, but Seiichi, I want to hear you say it.

[prettynotweak]

Say please and I'll think about it.