Temporary lodgings

[awedprowess]

Tezuka, due to unfortunate circumstances at my own home, I will be staying with you for a few days. I trust this is not too inconvenient.


Screened to Arthur

I sincerely hope you are still unable to seat yourself. Tell me, is your new portrayal linked with your cousin? He is irritating enough to desire no family connections.

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Screened to Atobe-sama

[imbluedabade]

I've cushioned my bed well enough for it to be bearable, thank you for caring. <3

I'm afraid my baby cousin is completely irrelevant to my disguise. You've exchanged words, then?

Screened

[awedprowess]

Remind me to remove your pillows. Or at least insert a pea underneath them.

It can barely be described as language. I had the misfortune to attend the same institute as him after leaving our prior school. Reassure me your family isn't entirely in his hands?

Re: Screened

[imbluedabade]

You can't do that. I'm a precious princess.

He's very sweet, once you get to know him. I believe my sister heads the operation, after my father.

Did you enjoy your mousse the other night?

Screened

[awedprowess]

With skin as rough as a scratched lavatory brush.

'Sweet' would imply some level of empathy for which the boy has not required the necessary social skills.

It was divine. Such a shame you were not able to stay that long.

Re: Screened

[imbluedabade]

So very proud of your effect upon my posterior, aren't you?

Kenya lacks a filter, but once you push past the gruffness he's so adorable.

Perhaps we can share some. After all, now that you are staying at Tezuka's, you are able to see me every day. Isn't that exciting?

Screened

[awedprowess]

It delights me each time I see you wince.

The lack of a filter merely means I see the inside. I find it unimpressive.

It is the lesser of two extreme evils.

Re: Screened

[imbluedabade]

I do aim to please. If you're lucky, I'll show you my tattoo.

There is more to a person than what they say, my dear.

Tezuka can read both of us bedtime stories.

Screened

[awedprowess]

I thank you, but no. I saw what it did to my bathroom porcelain.

He is choosing what to say, is he not? It is therefore an accurate picture of his character, or lack of it.

I wish to have my own story.

Re: Screened

[imbluedabade]

Oh please, it did not look too bad. Smell is another story entirely.

What someone says is only the tip of the iceburg. At least I hope for humanity that it is.

But being in between you two would be so nice and warm.

Screened

[awedprowess]

I would not know. Close approach was impossible.

If the tip looks black, it does not bode well for the rest.

I am sure Tezuka can get you a second blanket.

Re: Screened

[imbluedabade]

You have yourself to blame.

The adventurous soul might find that it obscures gold, under the surface of the water.

If it's electric, you can have your way.

Screened

[awedprowess]

I feel quite absolved every time I see you sit down.

The amount of digging required does not make it a worth while venture.

You will probably add burns to your current issues.

Re: Screened

[imbluedabade]

Ah, so my pain is approximately valued at that of a high priced toilet.

Unadventurous.

Would you rub some lotion on them?

Screened

[awedprowess]

If it were much less, then our business would not be done.

Rational.

That would detract from the pleasure I am taking in the situation.

Re: Screened

[imbluedabade]

Our business is done, yet the schadenfreude persists.

Pretty much synonymous with unadventurous.

(ooc: fail)

Screened

[awedprowess]

That would be the relevant definition for 'business done'.

Like with business, there is nothing to be gained from expenditure for a project unlikely to produce results.

Re: Screened

[imbluedabade]

As done as a one night stand you still wank over.

Not all things are business.

Screened

[awedprowess]

Not the way I would have phrased it.

Everything of consequence is.

Re: Screened

[imbluedabade]

Yet, the truth.

What is of consequence for one man, may not be for another.

[seriousaura]

Aa. I'll tell Arthur and Yanagi to set up guest rooms.

[awedprowess]

You have my gratitude.

... Let me allow Kabaji to assist them.

[seriousaura]

I'm sure they would even without me saying anything.

[awedprowess]

Then all is as I could hope.

[yanagi_renji]

Do have a pleasant stay, Keigo-sama.

[awedprowess]

I intend to. Do ensure my bathroom is clean.