Phonophobia

[awedprowess]

Three of my cell phones have run out of storage space. They also have been struggling with memory when downloading picture messages several times a day. Was this last image truly necessary, Yukimura? Although I must say your art work is improving.

Private:
The phone should lie forgotten in my room. Attending to it once a day is more than sufficient. Yet, if I leave it behind, my day is unsatisfactory.


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(ooc: Yukimura has been texting Atobe everyday after this conversation before Yukimura left for Sendai.)

Comments

[prettynotweak]

How is it that three of your phones lack memory when I only know one number?

And I shall tell the child that drew the picture that a blond rich man thinks he is a wonderful artist :)

[awedprowess]

There is a small identity module in your phone known as a SIM card. It may be transferred between handsets. I would not recommend you tried this however; the small parts are swallowable.

Are you referring to a part of your personality in some complete breakdown of mental health? Or is this a hapless child that Sanada has kidnapped?

[prettynotweak]

Ah, suddenly your entire personality is explained. Ingesting metal can hardly be good for one's brain function.

Keigo, inappropriate.

[awedprowess]

While going to disaster zone with no safety training or useful skills is the epitome of higher-order brain activities.

It is evident that your skills equip you for nothing more than child minding. Therefore it can only be concluded that you are using this as a daycare experiment.

[prettynotweak]

Well played.

If I wanted to conduct a daycare experiment, all i'd have to do is watch Genichirou all day.

[awedprowess]

Then you admit your folly and will return?

Your point being...?

[prettynotweak]

It's easier to shut you up by agreeing.

According to you, I can get Genichirou to do whatever I want. Ergo, I could probably get him to behave like a four year old child for the day yes?

[awedprowess]

Then I will expect you by the end of the week.

Perhaps I should have made myself clearer: how does this differ from you normal daily activities with dear Genichirou?

[prettynotweak]

You are quite impatient for your hug.

Normally, he acts about forty, quite a gap between the two.

[awedprowess]

Nothing I have stated implies a desire for physical contact.


Perhaps that is a symptom of your own mental age to make it such than even a four year old appears as an old man.

[prettynotweak]

Then why should I return by the end of the week?

You think I am six months old.

[awedprowess]

Because becoming another statistic in this tragedy would aid no one.


I am delighted to see you know numbers below 4 years. Perhaps you have learnt something on this foolish forage after all.

[prettynotweak]

I do not intend to, though your worry is quite endearing.

I have learned so much. The rest I will reveal at a later date.

[awedprowess]

For many of our school years, you did not intend to make your butler your lover either.

I watch the news. I cannot imagine there is anything to add to that.

[prettynotweak]

I did not. I never intended to end up with you in my bed either.

Very well then.

[awedprowess]

There is no denying you have a certain ... adaptability to situations. My point is made, however, that you have as much ability to control your future as one of Kabaji's kittens.

[prettynotweak]

Is that principle not universal to all of us?

[awedprowess]

I do not believe I am not in control of my own future.

[notseenorheard]

I get you big SD card. It go in slot on side so it hold lots. :D

[awedprowess]

If it would please you to do so, Kabaji.

[notseenorheard]

How big you want? Which phone I put in?

[awedprowess]

How long do you believe this idiotic trip of Yukimura's will last?

[notseenorheard]

I not know. ;__;

[awedprowess]

Your cats have more sense. You had better find the biggest card available and buy one for each phone.

[notseenorheard]

I sorry Fluffy get in way. :(

I go get three. You need anything else while I out?

[awedprowess]

The feline did not get in the way.

Them. Nothing is required.

[notseenorheard]

He really like you, Atobe-sama.

I be back soon.

[awedprowess]

Then perhaps he will stay in the house and not leave me for a location he can do no good at.

Good.

[notseenorheard]

Fluffy leave you, Atobe-sama? I go find him and bring him back before I go.

[awedprowess]

That is not what I meant but I would appreciate that.

[notseenorheard]

I bring him in office. :D

[imbluedabade]

I would never think to draw you in furby form, but it's somewhat flattering. Like a Picasso.

[awedprowess]

I suppose I should then be gratified that I have two eyes in approximately the right place.

[imbluedabade]

Be careful you don't stab anyone batting those lashes. Though I'm sure your baby blues stop many hearts as it is. ;)

[awedprowess]

There are days when one could wish for that.

[imbluedabade]

I'd help, but I'd rather not be convicted of a felony. I can follow you around with a paintball gun instead. Ruining designer garments in lieu of stabbing.

[awedprowess]

Somehow I doubt the paint would entirely be on my foes and not splash onto myself, ahn?

[imbluedabade]

Paintballs do not splash. I assure you, my aim is impeccable.

[awedprowess]

Reassuring as that may be, I believe I will strike my own foes.

[imbluedabade]

As you wish. It would not be very practical anyway, since we are not currently in the same region.