Seiichi.

I read "The Hunger Games".

Dear Seiichi, I simply must insist you join us for dinner. We will be enjoying turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with quail in a red wine sauce. It is succulent enough to make biting through to the interior animal a delightful experience.

If you cannot abide trying the meat yourself, there will also be pumpkin stuffed with artichoke hearts with cranberries in the very centre. A colourful experience to cut into, although you should use a napkin, least the red sauce spill over your hands.

Kabaji, I wish to host a yuletide celebration next month. I am inclined to suggest you do not work during the event and we hire outside assistance for the kitchens, but if you would prefer to organise the preparations yourself, then I will not stand in your way.

Tezuka, is it your intention to join me at such an event, or will you hide behind a curtain with a book?

Dear Seiichi, I really do feel it is time we had a chat.

For some reason, I have returned to find my household somewhat indisposed. Am I to blame my own staff or Tezuka's ridiculous household?

Tezuka, is it necessary to create multiple sculptures of your form for you to appear at my house in the middle of the day and demand I screw you senseless? If so, I must set up a automatic repeat order.

Seiichi, your departure will have all the impact you should expect. Allow me to present you the following gift for your new life:



It is designed specifically for handbag rats.

The shrine in the estate is undergoing improvements. Since it is never too early to plan for the future, I have ordered tomb stones to be created to mark the spot that I will one day lie in state. Tezuka, I am having one made for you as well. They will look as follows:



I have also commissioned a statue in your likeness. The sculptor produced a satisfactory product on his third attempt. It will stand in the upstairs hallway, close to the bedrooms.

Tezuka's butler, I neither know nor care what possessed you to engage in your new look. I do know that you will not approach my fan girls with such a style. See me forthwith and we will arrange a temporary alternative.

Seiichi, please inform your sibling that there is no need to demonstrate her fan-holding skills outside my office window each morning. They are merely mediocre.

I have returned from Hokkaido with 200 crabs. A dinner party will be held.

Tezuka, I would hope you would wish to join me. Is there a date that you would find preferable? You may bring that disturbed medic you give house room too, but do change him out of scrubs.

Tachibana, you are also invited. You may wish to use the crab claws to silence your butler.

Fuji, I have not the faintest idea where you are but strongly suspect it is unsuitable. There are aeroplanes. Use them.

Out of mild frustration curiosity, did you provide your sibling with my work cell phone number, Seiichi? The one I cannot easily change?! She seems to have a multitude of ways of contacting me, all of which she is prepared to use sequentially all hours of the day. I see she has your tenacity.

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(ooc: strikes deleted. There are many many crabs :| Acquiring an invite to said dinner party will not be difficult if you desire one :D)

As director of the newly re-named Atobell Communications, I have ordered the production of two handsets with unique characteristics. Yukimura, I trust you will accept one of these two along with the customary gratification appropriate to your hospitality last weekend. This handset is brightly coloured, water and oil proof, can be located through a key-clapper device and has removable key pads should they become unusable from application of any adhesive substances. I believe this will be an acceptable house-warming gift for all occupants, na? One can only hope that the increased ease of locating your cell phone will lead to an improved guest list or at least salon care for unfortunate arrivals.

Syuusuke, the other device is for you.

Ohtori Choutarou, you butler skills have improved fractionally. I expect significantly more improvement when you next serve on me. Additionally, I expect you to have mastered this piece for an after-dinner recital.

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(ooc: I've assumed that Kirihara would be lurking around Yukimura enough to be seen by Atobe at the party? Def. correct me if I'm wrong, and I'll adjust the post XD Fuji, your cell phone is small, contains a 10 mega pix camera (worryingly usual for Japanese phones) and can also take streaming video.)

Three of my cell phones have run out of storage space. They also have been struggling with memory when downloading picture messages several times a day. Was this last image truly necessary, Yukimura? Although I must say your art work is improving.



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(ooc: Yukimura has been texting Atobe everyday after this conversation before Yukimura left for Sendai.)

Tezuka, there is enough activity around your home to suggest you are receiving yet more people. Are these butlers to add to your collection? I really feel you should wait until I have the chance to accumulate a second servant myself. 

Tachibana-san, is it your intention to stay with your family permanently? Has your butler shamed you so much that it is impossible for you to move in polite society ever again? That was indeed a short foray you made into an acceptable social circle.

Yukimura, where are you?