If you want a job done properly

[awedprowess]

Since it seems no one is capable of doing this properly:

Tezuka, your mother has heard of your weight loss. She has purchased an entire new wardrobe for you in a size below what you currently wear. Judging from her previous displays of taste, I would estimate it is likely to consist entirely of clothing in shades of light violet. I suggest ensuring that you do not fit into it.

Comments

[awedprowess]

For an avid reader, your mind is amazingly mundane.

[seriousaura]

Or perhaps the place you are taking the conversation isn't suitable for all eyes.

[awedprowess]

I have a suspicion at least one member of your household would disagree.

[seriousaura]

Perhaps.