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If you want a job done properly

Since it seems no one is capable of doing this properly:

Tezuka, your mother has heard of your weight loss. She has purchased an entire new wardrobe for you in a size below what you currently wear. Judging from her previous displays of taste, I would estimate it is likely to consist entirely of clothing in shades of light violet. I suggest ensuring that you do not fit into it.

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~~Why in the world did you talk to my mother? You all act as if I will blow away in a strong gust.~~

I have not lost any weight while on this trip.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

Have you tested this hypothesis?

None of my clothes fit any different, Atobe.

Hardly a sufficient test. I rather doubt you would notice until your trousers physically fell down.

They haven't and won't.

Does your belt still require unfastening when you undress for the night?

Yes.

Tell me more.

What more is there to say? I told you I haven't lost any weight.

For an avid reader, your mind is amazingly mundane.

Or perhaps the place you are taking the conversation isn't suitable for all eyes.

I have a suspicion at least one member of your household would disagree.

Perhaps.

He will be fine Keigo.

He is not a plant, Seiichi. He requires more than watering.

We've starting meeting for lunch as well.

I am sure you can imagine of what I think of such a plan. ~~Since I have no idea whether it is relief or horror.~~

A your welcome gift will suffice as thanks.

I will see if I can think of something suitable.

I'm sure you can think of many things.

But not all express my full opinion on the subject of this trip.

Be grateful there are separate bedrooms.

If there were not, then the gift to you would be a coupon for Mother Care.

Touche, Atobe.

Be awed, Seiichi.

It will take more than that.

Ah but of course. You only admire those that walk a step behind you and pretend that is companionship.

Then I should admire you most of all no?

You're always at least three steps behind.

No, my dear friend. I have simply lapped you.

How nice of you to stop and wave as you go by.

It is gentlemanly to be gracious to those below you. I merely do not sleep with them.

You had no qualms of such actions once upon a time.

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