If you want a job done properly

[awedprowess]

Since it seems no one is capable of doing this properly:

Tezuka, your mother has heard of your weight loss. She has purchased an entire new wardrobe for you in a size below what you currently wear. Judging from her previous displays of taste, I would estimate it is likely to consist entirely of clothing in shades of light violet. I suggest ensuring that you do not fit into it.

Comments

[prettynotweak]

Be grateful there are separate bedrooms.

[awedprowess]

If there were not, then the gift to you would be a coupon for Mother Care.

[prettynotweak]

Touche, Atobe.

[awedprowess]

Be awed, Seiichi.

[prettynotweak]

It will take more than that.

[awedprowess]

Ah but of course. You only admire those that walk a step behind you and pretend that is companionship.

[prettynotweak]

Then I should admire you most of all no?

You're always at least three steps behind.

[awedprowess]

No, my dear friend. I have simply lapped you.

[prettynotweak]

How nice of you to stop and wave as you go by.

[awedprowess]

It is gentlemanly to be gracious to those below you. I merely do not sleep with them.

[prettynotweak]

You had no qualms of such actions once upon a time.