Screened from Kabaji

[awedprowess]

As I am sure you all are aware, tomorrow is Kabaji's birthday. I have booked Tokyo Disney Sea. All of it. Inform me if you are attending and I will ensure your name is on the guest list.

Tachibana-san, I expect you to be in attendance. Do not disappoint us.

Fuji, thank you for your company over Christmas. It was a delightful surprise --as always-- to have survived it.



Gifts
Tezuka: a large mahogany antique writing table for his new library. Similar to this but larger.

Yukimura: Atobe already presented him with a new jacket at the ball.

Kabaji: New collar and leash for the dog, assorted pet supplies and two new jackets.

Kite: The provision of an additional room in the Atobe mansion, suitable for martial arts training.

Fuji: A new blanket, since Atobe still doesn't trust the contents of his linen closet until Fuji cannot move for blankets in his own home.

Echizen: A turnip.

Oshitari: A high quality wig to match his original hair.

Fluffy: a new basket.

Comments

[karupin]

I eat fries, don't I.

...I don't get it, and I'm not sure I wanna.

[awedprowess]

The difference between soup and fries is that the fat content of the former is not greater than the metric weight of the key ingredient.

I am sure someone will explain it when you are older.

[karupin]

Still a vegetable.

Nah you can keep that secret for yourself peaches.

[awedprowess]

I believe your minder proclaims the same about his drinks.

I doubt it is something a marshmallow would ever be able to comprehend.

[karupin]

He's a deluded inventor. It's not nice to make fun of the impaired.

Marshmallows are perfectly satisfied without the need for a...turnip.

[awedprowess]

And yet you are in his charge. How imminently suitable.

I will leave such investigations to your own unique area of expertise.

[karupin]

More like he's in my charge.

No thanks.