Menu for the sick

[awedprowess]

Kabaji, I believe what Fuji would be most benefited by calbrito dishes. They are nutritious and I have been made to understand he has a certain fondness for the meat at least when alive. Might I suggest calbrito curry with chevon casserole? In addition to a goat cheese and pate?

Tezuka, would you like a goat? It would undoubtedly compliment the poodle.

Screened to Kabaji & Kite

You might also call a local farm and inquire about animal donations. I attempted to remove one of the goats from my mother's flower beds. It head butted me.


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(ooc: Atobe isn't really suggesting they eat the goats Fuji arranged to have put on the estate, unless Kite is up for the slaughter? If so, Atobe requests it to be done away from the rose garden. Else they can purchase the meat post-processed.)

Comments

[notseenorheard]

Usu!

Goats on mama's farm very nice. Why you try remove goat, Atobe-sama?

[awedprowess]

Your mother's farm is better suited to goats than my mother's flower beds, Kabaji.

[notseenorheard]

Move near stables? That way they no eat roses.

[awedprowess]

A goat farm is hardly in keeping with this property. They would be happier on a real farm, Kabaji.

[notseenorheard]

They go on farm with sheep Yuki!!!! got me?

[awedprowess]

Ah... I had forgotten the sheep.

Very well, Kabaji, you may select three to go on the farm. I do not think we may accommodate more than this and we should share the wealth, do you not think?

Also... since Yukimura was so very generous to you, select one goat to go to him.

[notseenorheard]

Usu. I call farm and let know.

Yuki!!!! not have room for goat.

[awedprowess]

Of course. What was I thinking?

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(ooc: it's being delivered separately~ Yuki, get ready for those goat-designed lobbies)

[notseenorheard]

It okay Atobe-sama. :D

[seriousaura]

I have no possible place to keep a goat. In any case, the poodle is going with Oishi when he moves out.

[awedprowess]

I rather thought the same, yet it transpires they enjoy roses. And designer suits. I am sure they would feel the same way about books.

[seriousaura]

I don't believe you really want to know the outcome if one of your goats finds its way into one of my libraries.

[awedprowess]

Perhaps not. Now that you have considered the notion, might I interest you in a chevon tart? They are quite satisfying.

[seriousaura]

It concerns me that you considered it and no.

[prettynotweak]

Your poor plants.

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(ooc:...he's actually not being sarcastic)

[awedprowess]

Bless their little splintered stems.

[prettynotweak]

Exactly.

[tsubasaninatte]

You have goats?

[awedprowess]

Many. Do you wish for one?

[tsubasaninatte]

Are you starting a menagerie? Or is it Kaba-chan's?

[awedprowess]

Neither. A goat or a chevon tart, Kikumaru. The choice is yours.

[tsubasaninatte]

You're a butcher?

[awedprowess]

If need be.

[tsubasaninatte]

Mou, I can't save the goats and the world! >.< If I had a huge-ass mansion I'd totally take one!

[awedprowess]

Pies it is then.

[tsubasaninatte]

Why do you wanna kill the goats?

[awedprowess]

In my experience, most things with too big mouths are far better off in pies... Kikumaru.

[tsubasaninatte]

Wouldn't you've been in one then, Atobe Keigo-sama~?

[awedprowess]

That's it. You're a pie. The quantity of my words is directly proportional to their worth, cat boy.

[tsubasaninatte]

So every one word answer you give is actually a load of crap?

Screened

[eishirou_k]

Well, there are more forceful ways to remove them...