Stolen items

[awedprowess]

I have lost a cell phone. I suppose I should be grateful is was not my undergarments.

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(ooc: A chimp at the Buenos Aires petting zoo stole and ate Atobe's cell phone while he was using it to text Yukimura. Since the phone was sending semi-automatic texts (click once for a random bland message, second click to commit any edits and send), the phone will have proceeded to send random messages to Yuki until it eventually passed through said chimp.)

Comments

[prettynotweak]

Then I suppose you'll have to come find me before I try to.

[awedprowess]

Would you like me to do that?

[prettynotweak]

The decision is yours Keigo. You've never cared much about my preferences before; why start now?

[awedprowess]

So defensive, Seiichi. Are you upset that I won't say it to you, ahn?

[prettynotweak]

Extremely so.

I think you will have to say it to me over and over again in order to soothe my heart.

[awedprowess]

Surely I should get something in return, na?

[prettynotweak]

Ah, that depends on how you say it.

[awedprowess]

Is it quantity or quality you desire?

[prettynotweak]

Always quality.

[awedprowess]

Does that take the form of emotion? Or accompanying gestures?

[prettynotweak]

We both know that I deserve both simultaneously.

[awedprowess]

Perhaps you should demonstrate. I would hate to .... hit the wrong note.

[prettynotweak]

If you want me to demonstrate, I suppose there's only one thing left to do.

[awedprowess]

And what would that be?

[prettynotweak]

Come find me Keigo.

[awedprowess]

Will that truly be worth my while, Seiichi?

[prettynotweak]

I never do things half-heartedly.

[awedprowess]

Merely because it is your best attempt, does not make it necessarily good.

[prettynotweak]

Ah, but you enjoyed it so much the last time we did it.

[awedprowess]

I believe that was entirely my own doing. I hope your contribution does not ruin the effect.

[prettynotweak]

I am always honored by your affections.

[awedprowess]

As I can tell. You always produce that ... personal touch.

[prettynotweak]

♥

I save that only for you.

[awedprowess]

So I see. If you had been sharing it with those fortunate souls who spend more time in your company, the registered disabled list in the neighbourhood would have tripled.

[prettynotweak]

Lucky for them, I only desire to disable certain individuals.