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[awedprowess]

Tezuka, is it necessary to create multiple sculptures of your form for you to appear at my house in the middle of the day and demand I screw you senseless? If so, I must set up a automatic repeat order.

Seiichi, your departure will have all the impact you should expect. Allow me to present you the following gift for your new life:



It is designed specifically for handbag rats.

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[prettynotweak]

You've become so crass Keigo.

[awedprowess]

Hardly so. It is real leather. The shop assistant assured me it was what all the European princesses wanted nowadays.

Are you aware that icon makes you look like a grandmother?

[prettynotweak]

My sister will love it then.

Does it? Interesting.

[awedprowess]

You are donating the dog to her? Or taking her with you please god?

It does.

[prettynotweak]

Neither. Do use your actual head for once.

And?

[awedprowess]

I try to avoid that where your sister is concerned. I have discovered it does not pay off.

Nothing more. It is always lovely to have icons that reflect our desired future.

[prettynotweak]

Ah, but judging by your past...performance, I think it is only the one that works when around her.

Speaking of icons, I will have to show her this one of yours.

[awedprowess]

You would prefer it if I did not use my head but other .... parts at my disposal?

By all means. It was the front of 'Time Magazine' last month.

[prettynotweak]

I will always prefer it if you use your head Keigo. But who am I to stop true love......

Are you sure it was not a gossip magazine?

[awedprowess]

I am so delighted you will not stand in the way of your sister's desires. She has unfortunate taste in child names however.

All publicity is good publicity.

[prettynotweak]

Oh? What were her choices?

Though I suppose, it does not matter. She will be crushed when I let her read this post.

[seriousaura]

No, it is not. I didn't demand a thing.

[awedprowess]

You walked into my drawing room and took your clothes off.

[seriousaura]

I do believe I sat down first.

[awedprowess]

Are you attempting to pass that off as restraint?

[seriousaura]

No, I am merely stating that your representation of events is misguided.

[awedprowess]

I do not believe that seating yourself for 10 minutes undermines my account.

[seriousaura]

It was a touch longer than that. As I recall, you were scolding Fluffy.

[awedprowess]

I do not recall and if I were to, I would note that such actions produced less results than your own.

[seriousaura]

No, I can't say they did. Fluffy didn't move an inch. It must be an incredibly comfortable chair if you have to fight a feline for it.

[awedprowess]

The comfort factor is irrelevant. It is my chair. Sadly, I believe the feline to be working off the same premise.

[seriousaura]

I think he has a soft for you, Atobe, and you him.

[karupin]

Good job chasing down a poor imitation vendor for the world's ugliest purse.

[awedprowess]

Well done boy. For the first time, you have recognised my skill.

[karupin]

I'm surprised you aren't keeping it for yourself. Though, the Safflower Princess, if not bright, was certainly generous.