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Tezuka, is it necessary to create multiple sculptures of your form for you to appear at my house in the middle of the day and demand I screw you senseless? If so, I must set up a automatic repeat order.

Seiichi, your departure will have all the impact you should expect. Allow me to present you the following gift for your new life:

It is designed specifically for handbag rats.

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You are donating the dog to her? Or taking her with you ~~please god~~?

It does.

Neither. Do use your actual head for once.

And?

I try to avoid that where your sister is concerned. I have discovered it does not pay off.

Nothing more. It is always lovely to have icons that reflect our desired future.

Ah, but judging by your past...performance, I think it is only the one that works when around her.

Speaking of icons, I will have to show her this one of yours.

You would prefer it if I did not use my head but other .... parts at my disposal?

By all means. It was the front of 'Time Magazine' last month.

I will always prefer it if you use your head Keigo. But who am I to stop true love......

Are you sure it was not a gossip magazine?

I am so delighted you will not stand in the way of your sister's desires. She has unfortunate taste in child names however.

All publicity is good publicity.

Oh? What were her choices?

Though I suppose, it does not matter. She will be crushed when I let her read this post.

I believe one name consists of all 40 members of the largest girls J-pop band.

Such delightful reading for a 14 year old. You are the responsible older brother.

It would certainly be unique.

This, I believe, might be a bit tame actually. Apparently, the fan club writes things called fan fiction.

Sadly, I suspect it will be in the top 10 of names given to the products of teenage pregnancies.

Your sister writes porn? She has more depth than I imagined.

Let us hope that you do not let her become a statistic then.

I do not think she does. Her talents have always laid elsewhere.

I am sure she is reassured to know that, should that happen, she had your blessing through the whole preceding series of events.

One hopes it is not in acting out the scenes. Herpes is incurable.

I am sure you would treat her with every kindness in the world. After all, you would have beautiful children, and wasn't that your aim to begin with?

Indeed. It's a wonder you do not possess it.

Of course. Anything that incubates my heir would be given due care while the process was ongoing.

It is quite the miracle.

You will need her afterwards as well.

You must be quite lucky.

Hardly. There are people who make their living from such events.

That would be one explanation.

I assumed you wanted more than one.

And the other?

It makes genetic sense to not use the same receptacle twice.

That I have hardly slept with sufficient individuals for this to be an issue ~~you obnoxious dumb ass~~.

No wonder you were an only child then.

Ah, of course not Keigo.

There was no need for a sequel in my own case.

What time are you leaving, Seiichi? You should consider an earlier flight. Take my plane.

Only on one condition.

On a young lady, it is unsavory.

Yet you still adore her.

Ah, true love <3

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