Fish tales

[awedprowess]

My ensuite facilities have been cleaned and aired and the toilet replaced. One of the pipes needed to be removed entirely. I can only be glad I was not there for the process. I took the opportunity to have locks fitted to my personal rooms. There is only a single set of keys to these.

Tezuka, thank you for your hospitality. Kabaji informs me that you intend to devour the carnivorous fish that your staff have homed in your living room. While I applaud your hunting instinct, might I propose we try something more challenging on a safari trip perhaps? Shooting fish in a barrel is hardly good sport, even if they have teeth.

Tachibana's butler, your repeated protests that you do not have issues are ridiculous. The only problem is how to catalog such a list so it might be perused by a medic of suitable training. You should spend this next year learning how to face reality.

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(ooc: locks fitted to keep out Yukimura since Kabaji hands out keys like cupcakes :|)

Comments

[seriousaura]

I have no such intentions. If I wanted fresh fish, I would go up into the mountains and catch it myself.

(ooc: Kabaji only gives keys to Atobe's friends... Yuki!!!!, Syuu!!!!, An-chan, Tezuka-sama...

[awedprowess]

Kabaji will be relieved. He appears to think your pets are at risk of becoming menu items. Perhaps you should try to show the fish some affection.


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(ooc: like cupcakes. Exactly.)

[seriousaura]

I am unaware of any other pets besides the fish. Hachez is Ohtori's and out of my sphere of influence, though I will talk to Oishi.

The fish is fine without any affection from me.

(ooc: Not like cupcake, otherwise, everyone would have a key to Atobe's bedroom.)

[awedprowess]

Someone I doubt Kabaji would agree. He would probably like you to include said aquatic life in your bedtime story performances.

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(Giving sweet YUKI!!! a key to his rooms is basically an open door invitation to any assassin that walks the pavements of Tokyo >>)

[seriousaura]

I honestly do not see the point of reading bedtime stories to a fish. I doubt it would be thrilled with a telling of the original Little Mermaid.

(ooc: Atobe, your paranoia is why we can't have many friends :| )

[awedprowess]

Not necessarily true. I suspect that, as a fish, sea people would be an obnoxious presence. Rather like the impact of man on wild animals in areas they wish to develop.

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(ooc: our friends are kinda evil)

[seriousaura]

Well, she does kill herself in the end. If that is the case, then the fish would possibly enjoy it. Regardless, I will stick to reading to humans.

(ooc: in your opinion only, I find them all amiable)

[prettynotweak]

I'm glad everything was sorted out Keigo.

[awedprowess]

You did have an alternative solution.

[prettynotweak]

And what would that be?

[awedprowess]

To not stay sufficiently long that the use of a bathroom was an issue.

[prettynotweak]

We just have so much to catch up on.

[awedprowess]

Really Seiichi? I feel that all the details I have an interest in have been confirmed by your post. Exactly how badly you failed at cooking I will leave for Sanada-kun to chastise you about.

[prettynotweak]

Ah, you have a good point.

He can always tell you the results on Thursday.

[non_shimobe]

I DON'T!!!

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[imbluedabade]

You have to go home already? I was hoping we could have more time together.

[awedprowess]

I feel we have already exhausted our most ... quality moments.

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(ooc: that's a sad looking icon!)

[imbluedabade]

Perhaps we should make dinner a regular thing, without the extra side trip to your quarters.

(ooc: His second favorite victim is leavingggg. /cryface)