Carnivore petting zoo

[awedprowess]

Since riding alpacas is fortuitously impossible, it appears the only other option for desirable entertainment for our entire party is a petting zoo.

Tezuka, could you really think of no other option? I am sure Kabaji could have joined us at the opera house.

It appears the only petting zoo close to Buenos Aires is one in which you must manhandle lions. While I appreciate not being inundated with bunny rabbits, I shall be no less irritated if a tiger eats my clothing. Kabaji, please do remember that the large carnivorous cats are not merely overgrown kittens. Regardless of the safety regulations of this establishment, I do not wish you to pick one up. Do you understand?


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(ooc: Tezuka & Atobe had a text message conversation in which Tezuka suggested a petting zoo instead of his previous suggestion of an alpaca ride. Somewhat alarmingly, I did not make up the petting zoo in Buenos Aires that allows you to ride lions.)

Comments

[prettynotweak]

Yours of course.

I expect a text message every fifteen minutes.

[awedprowess]

The incessant buzzing from my phone would probably incite the animals to attack. You should bare in mind that I am likely to have three others with me during this visit, na?


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(ooc: LMAO ♥)

[prettynotweak]

Your phone buzzes when you are the one texting? Interesting.

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(ooc: ♥ what goes around comes arounddd)

[awedprowess]

You expect me to text and yet receive no replies? Your manners degrade each and every day.

[prettynotweak]

Don't be silly Keigo. Of course, I will reply back.

...Whenever I find my phone.

[awedprowess]

I can see this endeavour will be as beneficial to all parties as I predicted. I do hope your phone has an adequate memory card within it if you intend to check it so infrequently.

[prettynotweak]

I made sure to add the necessary data cards before I made the request :)

[awedprowess]

From the phone whose location is currently unknown to you. Of course you did.

[prettynotweak]

I have moved throughout the day since I did it Keigo.

[awedprowess]

So you have not only seen your phone in the last 24 hours but were able to have the foresight to upgrade it's memory? If that were even remotely likely, I might be impressed.

[prettynotweak]

I have many talents.

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(ooc: he upgraded it right after he made the comment, then carried it about for a bit, then ....it's somewhere in their house :P it doesn't take 24 hours to lose it ;P)

[awedprowess]

Few involving electronics.

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(ooc: facts really aren't relevant here XD)

[prettynotweak]

They are often too...robotic for my tastes.

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(ooc: no el. every fact must be JUST so :|||)

[awedprowess]

A system that responds entirely through predictable logic is clearly far too difficult to handle.

[prettynotweak]

Predictably gets old quite fast.

[awedprowess]

Reliability is evidently as asset that means nothing to you.

[prettynotweak]

Even technology can be unreliable.