Carnivore petting zoo

[awedprowess]

Since riding alpacas is fortuitously impossible, it appears the only other option for desirable entertainment for our entire party is a petting zoo.

Tezuka, could you really think of no other option? I am sure Kabaji could have joined us at the opera house.

It appears the only petting zoo close to Buenos Aires is one in which you must manhandle lions. While I appreciate not being inundated with bunny rabbits, I shall be no less irritated if a tiger eats my clothing. Kabaji, please do remember that the large carnivorous cats are not merely overgrown kittens. Regardless of the safety regulations of this establishment, I do not wish you to pick one up. Do you understand?


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(ooc: Tezuka & Atobe had a text message conversation in which Tezuka suggested a petting zoo instead of his previous suggestion of an alpaca ride. Somewhat alarmingly, I did not make up the petting zoo in Buenos Aires that allows you to ride lions.)

Comments

[prettynotweak]

Do try not to upset the animals Keigo.

[awedprowess]

Is it my safety or the animals' that you worry for, Seiichi?

[prettynotweak]

Yours of course.

I expect a text message every fifteen minutes.

[awedprowess]

The incessant buzzing from my phone would probably incite the animals to attack. You should bare in mind that I am likely to have three others with me during this visit, na?


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(ooc: LMAO ♥)

[prettynotweak]

Your phone buzzes when you are the one texting? Interesting.

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(ooc: ♥ what goes around comes arounddd)

[awedprowess]

You expect me to text and yet receive no replies? Your manners degrade each and every day.

[prettynotweak]

Don't be silly Keigo. Of course, I will reply back.

...Whenever I find my phone.

[awedprowess]

I can see this endeavour will be as beneficial to all parties as I predicted. I do hope your phone has an adequate memory card within it if you intend to check it so infrequently.

[prettynotweak]

I made sure to add the necessary data cards before I made the request :)

[awedprowess]

From the phone whose location is currently unknown to you. Of course you did.

[prettynotweak]

I have moved throughout the day since I did it Keigo.

[awedprowess]

So you have not only seen your phone in the last 24 hours but were able to have the foresight to upgrade it's memory? If that were even remotely likely, I might be impressed.

[prettynotweak]

I have many talents.

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(ooc: he upgraded it right after he made the comment, then carried it about for a bit, then ....it's somewhere in their house :P it doesn't take 24 hours to lose it ;P)

[awedprowess]

Few involving electronics.

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(ooc: facts really aren't relevant here XD)

[prettynotweak]

They are often too...robotic for my tastes.

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(ooc: no el. every fact must be JUST so :|||)

[awedprowess]

A system that responds entirely through predictable logic is clearly far too difficult to handle.

[prettynotweak]

Predictably gets old quite fast.

[awedprowess]

Reliability is evidently as asset that means nothing to you.

[notseenorheard]

Petting zoo says we can ride big kittens. We go for ride, Atobe-sama? :D

(ooc: XD)

[seriousaura]

I don't think Kabaji would have enjoyed the opera as much as you.

Though, I'm surprised you picked riding lions over alpacas. Clearly one is more dangerous than the other. Is this what is referred to as a mid-life crisis?

[awedprowess]

It is feasible I would have been entirely fine with that.

Apparently, only the smallest of children can ride alpacas. I chose the petting zoo on your own suggestion.

[awedprowess]

... Let us see once we get there. You would not wish to hurt the ... big kittens ... would you, Kabaji?


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(ooc: we're all dead XD)

[seriousaura]

I think it would be unfair to put him through something that would bore him.

Curious. I was under the impression that you were afraid your clothes would be eaten off of you by an overzealous goat.

[notseenorheard]

I never want hurt any animals, Atobe-sama. If not ride, we pet?

(ooc: why do I get the strong mental image of Kabaji curling up next to one like Brick did with a bear in Anchorman...)

[awedprowess]

I know you do, which is why I succumbed to the petting zoo concept.

You told me such fears were my own fault.