Carnivore petting zoo

[awedprowess]

Since riding alpacas is fortuitously impossible, it appears the only other option for desirable entertainment for our entire party is a petting zoo.

Tezuka, could you really think of no other option? I am sure Kabaji could have joined us at the opera house.

It appears the only petting zoo close to Buenos Aires is one in which you must manhandle lions. While I appreciate not being inundated with bunny rabbits, I shall be no less irritated if a tiger eats my clothing. Kabaji, please do remember that the large carnivorous cats are not merely overgrown kittens. Regardless of the safety regulations of this establishment, I do not wish you to pick one up. Do you understand?


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(ooc: Tezuka & Atobe had a text message conversation in which Tezuka suggested a petting zoo instead of his previous suggestion of an alpaca ride. Somewhat alarmingly, I did not make up the petting zoo in Buenos Aires that allows you to ride lions.)

Comments

[awedprowess]

... Let us see once we get there. You would not wish to hurt the ... big kittens ... would you, Kabaji?


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(ooc: we're all dead XD)

[notseenorheard]

I never want hurt any animals, Atobe-sama. If not ride, we pet?

(ooc: why do I get the strong mental image of Kabaji curling up next to one like Brick did with a bear in Anchorman...)

[awedprowess]

That might be possible, Kabaji but you must take your cue from the animal. If it looks like it may be upset, we must watching from a distance. Do you agree?

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(ooc: as long as once doesn't come back home, we're all good ...XD)

[notseenorheard]

Usu. I come give you hug. You bestest, Atobe-sama!

[awedprowess]

Just try not to be eaten, Kabaji. I require you and your limbs to remain at my side.

[notseenorheard]

I not get eaten. Promise, Atobe-sama. I very good with animals. I used to calm livestock down at farm before animal doctor come.