Unsatisfactory products

[awedprowess]

I am entirely dissatisfied with the quality of cat carriers on the market. The most highly reviewed one has the ridiculous name "sleepypod air". I will not have any member of my household confined to such a product. Its low target audience is emphasised by the fact it is unavailable in royal purple. Clearly, a custom made travel device will have to be acquired.

Tezuka, I feel you are up to something. I demand to know what it is.

Kabaji, we need to discuss your preparations for the upcoming examinations, na?

To the medic's butler: I expect you to play for me at dinner this week.

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[ooc: this post may, or may not, have been inspired by current events.]

Comments

[notseenorheard]

Why you need kitty carrier? Kitty stroller in room. :)

You help, Atobe-sama?

[awedprowess]

... I would prefer to acquire a more... streamlined case.

No. This is not an event where you will feel confident unless the preparation is done by yourself.

However, Tezuka appears to find reading with his corrupt staff in the evening to be enjoyable. We will begin such pursuits. Starting with the dictionary. Letter S.

[notseenorheard]

Why you need kitty case?

I think I do very good. Mr. Teddy Bear Butler good teacher. :D

We read with Tezuka-sama?! ^___^

[awedprowess]

Because that cat insists on accompanying me and when he does not, I dislike it.

All the more reason to work on your vocabulary.

I suspect we should read without Tezuka. I do not think the commentary from his audience would be exam-appropriate.

[notseenorheard]

Fluffy love you lots, Atobe-sama.

I learning French now. :D

Oh. You and Tezuka-sama get in fight? ;__;

[awedprowess]

Understandable.

Good.

No. I merely wish to spend time with you.

[notseenorheard]

I need take him to groomers.

Usu.

Really Atobe-sama? ^________________________^

[seriousaura]

You're acting paranoid.

[awedprowess]

Must I point out that did not answer my question?

[seriousaura]

I'm going out of town.

[awedprowess]

We have just been out of town.

[seriousaura]

Much paler than normal.

[awedprowess]

You are going on a beach holiday to improve your colour.

Why am I not invited?

[seriousaura]

I wouldn't consider it a holiday.

I'll be working.

[prettynotweak]

Perhaps I can return the carrier you decided to give me.

[awedprowess]

That would be rude, Seiichi and I know you would abhor such behaviour.

[prettynotweak]

For you, I can make exceptions.

[awedprowess]

I would simply hate for you to do so.

[prettynotweak]

I'll drop it off when I return to Japan.

[awedprowess]

Which is?

[prettynotweak]

I'll call before I leave it with your staff.

[karupin]

Karupin has the silver one and she likes it well enough to sleep through most flights.

[awedprowess]

Silver is only an acceptable colour for you, boy.


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[ooc: I just ordered Tallis the silver one. I suspect she will do just as ... well... in a cardboard box but this is the biggest airline-ok one on the market :)]

[karupin]

You'd have most of the world's drag queens on your side about the purple.

(ooc: It must be weird to bring kitty on a plane. Lemme know how it goes)

[awedprowess]

And you, the world's second raters.

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(ooc: We've done it from Florida to Canada, but that was only 3 hours. I actually suspect she'll be quiet, but I'll be worried and poking her every five minutes XD)