I am entirely dissatisfied with the quality of cat carriers on the market. The most highly reviewed one has the ridiculous name "sleepypod air". I will not have any member of my household confined to such a product. Its low target audience is emphasised by the fact it is unavailable in royal purple. Clearly, a custom made travel device will have to be acquired.

Tezuka, I feel you are up to something. I demand to know what it is.

Kabaji, we need to discuss your preparations for the upcoming examinations, na?

To the medic's butler: I expect you to play for me at dinner this week.

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[ooc: this post may, or may not, have been inspired by current events.]

As director of the newly re-named Atobell Communications, I have ordered the production of two handsets with unique characteristics. Yukimura, I trust you will accept one of these two along with the customary gratification appropriate to your hospitality last weekend. This handset is brightly coloured, water and oil proof, can be located through a key-clapper device and has removable key pads should they become unusable from application of any adhesive substances. I believe this will be an acceptable house-warming gift for all occupants, na? One can only hope that the increased ease of locating your cell phone will lead to an improved guest list or at least salon care for unfortunate arrivals.

Syuusuke, the other device is for you.

Ohtori Choutarou, you butler skills have improved fractionally. I expect significantly more improvement when you next serve on me. Additionally, I expect you to have mastered this piece for an after-dinner recital.

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(ooc: I've assumed that Kirihara would be lurking around Yukimura enough to be seen by Atobe at the party? Def. correct me if I'm wrong, and I'll adjust the post XD Fuji, your cell phone is small, contains a 10 mega pix camera (worryingly usual for Japanese phones) and can also take streaming video.)

The zoo in Buenos Aires has retrieved my cell phone and mailed it to me. Despite passing through a chimp, it still receives signal. I have bought out the mobile phone company and intend to mount the handset in the lobby, once it has been redecorated; faux marble pillars are completely ridiculous. After this, I shall only require a byline referring to the proven durability of this particular model.

Tezuka, thank you for pointing out that four of my six mobile phones were from the same company. Now I receive the latest handset free of charge. I presume it is your intention to attend this ... party ... on the weekend?

Ohtori Choutarou, you will wait on me this Wednesday and demonstrate why you should be allowed so much free time.