My dear, since you have so evidently missed my presence, do accept this small gift for your entertainment. Hopefully, it will allow you to avoid tedious conversation with lower life forms.


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(ooc: he got Amaya the worst collection of chick flicks Amazon recommended. "You've got mail", "Maid in Manhattan", "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants", "27 dresses", "Bride Wars" and any others that you think Kirihara might hate.)

I have returned from Hokkaido with 200 crabs. A dinner party will be held.

Tezuka, I would hope you would wish to join me. Is there a date that you would find preferable? You may bring that disturbed medic you give house room too, but do change him out of scrubs.

Tachibana, you are also invited. You may wish to use the crab claws to silence your butler.

Fuji, I have not the faintest idea where you are but strongly suspect it is unsuitable. There are aeroplanes. Use them.

Out of mild frustration curiosity, did you provide your sibling with my work cell phone number, Seiichi? The one I cannot easily change?! She seems to have a multitude of ways of contacting me, all of which she is prepared to use sequentially all hours of the day. I see she has your tenacity.

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(ooc: strikes deleted. There are many many crabs :| Acquiring an invite to said dinner party will not be difficult if you desire one :D)