awedprowess: (Phone)
Atobe Keigo ([personal profile] awedprowess) wrote2011-06-20 07:16 pm

Cell phone tenacity

The zoo in Buenos Aires has retrieved my cell phone and mailed it to me. Despite passing through a chimp, it still receives signal. I have bought out the mobile phone company and intend to mount the handset in the lobby, once it has been redecorated; faux marble pillars are completely ridiculous. After this, I shall only require a byline referring to the proven durability of this particular model.

Tezuka, thank you for pointing out that four of my six mobile phones were from the same company. Now I receive the latest handset free of charge. I presume it is your intention to attend this ... party ... on the weekend?

Ohtori Choutarou, you will wait on me this Wednesday and demonstrate why you should be allowed so much free time.
seriousaura: (Normal)

[personal profile] seriousaura 2011-06-21 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt that.

Or just less of the one you wear now.
seriousaura: (Stare down)

[personal profile] seriousaura 2011-06-22 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
The opposite of that.