Cell phone tenacity

[awedprowess]

The zoo in Buenos Aires has retrieved my cell phone and mailed it to me. Despite passing through a chimp, it still receives signal. I have bought out the mobile phone company and intend to mount the handset in the lobby, once it has been redecorated; faux marble pillars are completely ridiculous. After this, I shall only require a byline referring to the proven durability of this particular model.

Tezuka, thank you for pointing out that four of my six mobile phones were from the same company. Now I receive the latest handset free of charge. I presume it is your intention to attend this ... party ... on the weekend?

Ohtori Choutarou, you will wait on me this Wednesday and demonstrate why you should be allowed so much free time.

Comments

[prettynotweak]

Your ideas on interior design are truly fascinating.

[awedprowess]

You have a love of fake marble, Seiichi? Allow me to send you the broken pieces as a house warming gift. They certainly do not belong in an abode of my own.

[prettynotweak]

Hardly.

I was referring to your remodeling plan.

[awedprowess]

You have suggestions? Please do not suggest I let a group of under 5s into my building with paint guns.

[prettynotweak]

You just read my mind.

[awedprowess]

I yearn for the day that will be some form of challenge.

[prettynotweak]

Ah, I do not think that day will ever come.

[awedprowess]

A pity. Tell me, would your choice be a traditional bank lobby or a minimalist design?

[prettynotweak]

Neither.

[seriousaura]

Was that entirely necessary?

Yes, I am going to the housewarming event this weekend. Currently, I'm looking for the proper gift.

[awedprowess]

Most certainly. Previously, I was giving them far too much of my money. Now, it returns to me. It is a beautiful circle.

Shares in a company that manufactures paint remover for clothing.

[seriousaura]

Aa.

That seems a bit excessive. I was thinking about one of the paintings from my warehouse.

[awedprowess]

Additionally, the durability of their handsets was underestimated. Now I have conducted more thorough tests, it can be used as a major marketing feature.

Is there not a certain irony in giving an artist art? However, if it is currently gathering dust then I suppose it would be better used on a wall.

[seriousaura]

Because the everyday user of the device is going to be around exotic pets.

It is collectable art, Atobe. Anything more appreciated in someone else's hands is better than never seeing the light of day locked in one of my vaults.

[awedprowess]

If it can survive a chimp's stomach, I suspect it will be highly resistant to a range of activities. It will become the perfect phone for campers, extreme sports addicts and incompetent children.

Then I suppose you should gift them a piece. I am giving them a cell phone.

[seriousaura]

Or perhaps you just got lucky.

That's why I'm looking through the vault right now. They have phones.

[awedprowess]

You believe I should repeat the test?

That is sometimes hard to believe. However, this one will be superior.

[seriousaura]

Only if you wish to waste another phone. Nonetheless, I think it was a hasty move.

In your opinion.

[silverfromsteel]

I will check with my master to be sure he has no need of me that day and get back to you, Atobe-sama.

[awedprowess]

Since he is continuously giving you free time, I hardly see how this could be an issue.

[silverfromsteel]

Nevertheless, he is my master, and I have not taken time to go serve someone else before, I must check.

[awedprowess]

You have an hour.

[silverfromsteel]

Oishi-sama has agreed to give me the day. What time would you like me to arrive?

[awedprowess]

Dinner will be at 8. Arrive at whatever time you require to prepare that. You will serve the appetizer and main course but play during the dessert. Do you understand, na?

[silverfromsteel]

Yes, Atobe-sama.