When you're number 1
Recent Entries 
Mar 16 12 - Food for ... thought
awedprowess: (game focus)
Kabaji, I have been giving thought to the menu of appetizers that we should offer in the foyer during next week's ceremony.

I believe a theme of world foods would be most appropriate, in keeping with the international image of the Atobe co-operation. Naturally because he has brainwashed you, you wish to produce both meat and vegetarian options. The Indian cuisine would be an obvious choice for the latter, since over a third of the country avoids meat for religious reasons as opposed to other ridiculous notions. I recommend in particular dishes cooked with cayenne pepper, ginger & turmeric with a coconut option for those less inclined to spicy foods. Aloe vera tea and prune juice should compliment those adequately.

Can you accommodate this plan?

Tezuka, have you returned from your drunken beach vacation or must I send out a search team?

--
[ooc: Oh, all the vegetarian options are also natural laxatives? Such a co-incidence.... (^.~)]
Mar 13 12 - A suitable bestowal
awedprowess: (click)
The foyer in the main company building has won a leading design award. There will be a ceremony next week in which I will receive the honours. The foyer will then be open to the public for a further week.

I have begun organising the displays of our main products. There must be a range from opportunities for serious investment to mobile handsets that can be acquired for a mere 70,000 yen.

Kabaji, will you consider preparing suitable finger foods for the visitors? I fear nothing else will have the same unique touch. Unfortunately, this will mean we must leave Hungary on the weekend. Please prepare accordingly.

Screened to Kite
I am counting the chickens.
Jun 27 11 - House-warming gifts
awedprowess: (Lounging)
As director of the newly re-named Atobell Communications, I have ordered the production of two handsets with unique characteristics. Yukimura, I trust you will accept one of these two along with the customary gratification appropriate to your hospitality last weekend. This handset is brightly coloured, water and oil proof, can be located through a key-clapper device and has removable key pads should they become unusable from application of any adhesive substances. I believe this will be an acceptable house-warming gift for all occupants, na? One can only hope that the increased ease of locating your cell phone will lead to an improved guest list or at least salon care for unfortunate arrivals.

Syuusuke, the other device is for you.

Ohtori Choutarou, you butler skills have improved fractionally. I expect significantly more improvement when you next serve on me. Additionally, I expect you to have mastered this piece for an after-dinner recital.

--
(ooc: I've assumed that Kirihara would be lurking around Yukimura enough to be seen by Atobe at the party? Def. correct me if I'm wrong, and I'll adjust the post XD Fuji, your cell phone is small, contains a 10 mega pix camera (worryingly usual for Japanese phones) and can also take streaming video.)
Jun 20 11 - Cell phone tenacity
awedprowess: (Phone)
The zoo in Buenos Aires has retrieved my cell phone and mailed it to me. Despite passing through a chimp, it still receives signal. I have bought out the mobile phone company and intend to mount the handset in the lobby, once it has been redecorated; faux marble pillars are completely ridiculous. After this, I shall only require a byline referring to the proven durability of this particular model.

Tezuka, thank you for pointing out that four of my six mobile phones were from the same company. Now I receive the latest handset free of charge. I presume it is your intention to attend this ... party ... on the weekend?

Ohtori Choutarou, you will wait on me this Wednesday and demonstrate why you should be allowed so much free time.
This page was loaded Jul 18th 2025, 12:30 am GMT.