Crabs

[awedprowess]

I have returned from Hokkaido with 200 crabs. A dinner party will be held.

Tezuka, I would hope you would wish to join me. Is there a date that you would find preferable? You may bring that disturbed medic you give house room too, but do change him out of scrubs.

Tachibana, you are also invited. You may wish to use the crab claws to silence your butler.

Fuji, I have not the faintest idea where you are but strongly suspect it is unsuitable. There are aeroplanes. Use them.

Out of mild frustration curiosity, did you provide your sibling with my work cell phone number, Seiichi? The one I cannot easily change?! She seems to have a multitude of ways of contacting me, all of which she is prepared to use sequentially all hours of the day. I see she has your tenacity.

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(ooc: strikes deleted. There are many many crabs :| Acquiring an invite to said dinner party will not be difficult if you desire one :D)

Comments

[seriousaura]

I don't necessary find Oishi 'disturbed' just a touch frazzled. Medical school is difficult and stressful. He just needs to relax a bit.

[notseenorheard]

Where you want party to be?

[veiledagenda]

Why would I do that when I just made use of them?

[prettynotweak]

Perhaps.

And I cannot help but wonder, how exactly did you contract the crabs?

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(ooc: like std crabs >>)

[non_shimobe]

You're the one with the big mouth. >(

[imbluedabade]

My, my, you've been busy.

[awedprowess]

That is not complete disagreement. Regardless, sea food will be beneficial and I believe his butler will keep your staff suitably engaged.

[awedprowess]

I believe the apartment will be large enough, unless you think that more space it needed?

[awedprowess]

That rather depends on where you made use of them to, Syuusuke.

[awedprowess]

Perhaps? She would have to have acquired the number from a business associate of which, may I remind you, you are one?

Hokkaido is famed for hairy crab. I dined out in multiple locations to secure the best produce.

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(ooc: he's refusing to acknowledge the wording... yet managed to make it so much worse)

[awedprowess]

Did I address you?

[awedprowess]

I would hardly be unproductive. Does this mean you will be joining us?

[non_shimobe]

Said my name.

[awedprowess]

Technically, no. Unless you have changed your name to match your rank.

[non_shimobe]

It was implied, duh.

So if I wanna talk shit about you but not allow you to respond I just have to refere to you as the arrogant asshole who's chasing 14 year old tail?

[awedprowess]

Given you have just promoted yourself to a business position you have no understanding of and volunteered to babysit young girls, I can't imagine why that wouldn't have the effect you desire.

[non_shimobe]

I didn't promote myself and theres a big difference between protecting a girl and wanting to do shit to her.

[notseenorheard]

Big table with leafs seat 18. That enough, Atobe-sama?

[seriousaura]

I suppose. How do believe Ohtori will keep Arthur and Yanagi engaged? I was rather thinking about giving the two the night off.

[prettynotweak]

She's very clever.

I'm sure you did. You seem to have a penchant for young, fresh, easy catches these days.

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(ooc: oh atobee)

[awedprowess]

I have 200 crabs, Tezuka. Wasting them would be an atrocity. They must dine with us.

And they appear positively obsessed with corrupting the young violin player. It is quite the charming drama.

[imbluedabade]

The man's got some game.

I would be delighted.

[awedprowess]

And she possesses a sibling as easy as she is.

When they throw themselves onto your dinner plate, it is impossible not to partake of the goods.

[awedprowess]

Most certainly. If it does not, the spare guests can dine with the dog.

[awedprowess]

Crabs. Game would imply venison.

Then I will see you at my own.