Crabs

[awedprowess]

I have returned from Hokkaido with 200 crabs. A dinner party will be held.

Tezuka, I would hope you would wish to join me. Is there a date that you would find preferable? You may bring that disturbed medic you give house room too, but do change him out of scrubs.

Tachibana, you are also invited. You may wish to use the crab claws to silence your butler.

Fuji, I have not the faintest idea where you are but strongly suspect it is unsuitable. There are aeroplanes. Use them.

Out of mild frustration curiosity, did you provide your sibling with my work cell phone number, Seiichi? The one I cannot easily change?! She seems to have a multitude of ways of contacting me, all of which she is prepared to use sequentially all hours of the day. I see she has your tenacity.

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(ooc: strikes deleted. There are many many crabs :| Acquiring an invite to said dinner party will not be difficult if you desire one :D)

Comments

[awedprowess]

Did I address you?

[non_shimobe]

Said my name.

[awedprowess]

Technically, no. Unless you have changed your name to match your rank.

[non_shimobe]

It was implied, duh.

So if I wanna talk shit about you but not allow you to respond I just have to refere to you as the arrogant asshole who's chasing 14 year old tail?

[awedprowess]

Given you have just promoted yourself to a business position you have no understanding of and volunteered to babysit young girls, I can't imagine why that wouldn't have the effect you desire.

[non_shimobe]

I didn't promote myself and theres a big difference between protecting a girl and wanting to do shit to her.

[awedprowess]

Of course you did not. Who would not put you in charge of a large company with your ample experience and skill set at ... purikura.