Crabs

[awedprowess]

I have returned from Hokkaido with 200 crabs. A dinner party will be held.

Tezuka, I would hope you would wish to join me. Is there a date that you would find preferable? You may bring that disturbed medic you give house room too, but do change him out of scrubs.

Tachibana, you are also invited. You may wish to use the crab claws to silence your butler.

Fuji, I have not the faintest idea where you are but strongly suspect it is unsuitable. There are aeroplanes. Use them.

Out of mild frustration curiosity, did you provide your sibling with my work cell phone number, Seiichi? The one I cannot easily change?! She seems to have a multitude of ways of contacting me, all of which she is prepared to use sequentially all hours of the day. I see she has your tenacity.

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(ooc: strikes deleted. There are many many crabs :| Acquiring an invite to said dinner party will not be difficult if you desire one :D)

Comments

[seriousaura]

That was the alternate option. I can't believe you actually suggested it.

Well, Ohtori does seem to have a childish innocence to him. That and my mother deemed it fit to hire particularly corrupted butlers.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[awedprowess]

I would enjoy a large dinner party after my time away.

Try to resist the temptation yourself, Tezuka. I would hate such amusing entertainment to morph into a tragedy.

[seriousaura]

I thought you would have it at your parent's estate, not your apartment.

There is nothing going on with that. I find it slightly amusing.

[awedprowess]

I considered it. The view and gardens are superior. However, it was my belief that you would prefer somewhere closer to your work, ahn?

That is for the best. The boy shows some talent with an instrument. It would be a waste to have him garotted by his own bow string.

[seriousaura]

There is the fact that you will be having a dinner party. The view would not hold for long. You think I would cut dinner short to go back to work?

Have you heard him on the Stradivarius? Quite exquisite.

[awedprowess]

I thought to not present you with having to choose. However, if it would not inconvenience you to have dinner out of town, then it is true the estate would provide a more charming setting. It would also be a shade cooler.

Passable. The instrument is still better than he is.

[seriousaura]

It isn't that far out. Besides, I can adjust my work schedule as necessary.

If I played, I might have kept it, but it is in much better hands.

[awedprowess]

Then, I shall re-arrange the location.

If he manages practice amongst the scenes of ravishment from your staff, then that may be.

[seriousaura]

Aa.

I don't believe that the "scenes of ravishment" from my staff take up so much time that none of them get anything accomplished.

[awedprowess]

While that remains true, then I can hardly object to such a form of entertainment.

[seriousaura]

What happens at my home is not even a fraction of what happened at Lioncrest.

[awedprowess]

If it were, there would certainly be no time for crabs of the type I intend to serve.

[seriousaura]

There wouldn't be time for a lot of things, Atobe.

[awedprowess]

Then, perhaps you should continue to keep things a smidgeon below that, ahn?

[seriousaura]

They already are. I mostly oblivious to the goings-on of my staff unless it is pointed out to me. There are more important things to occupy my time than what they do when they are done with their duties.

(ooc: aka Tezuka is the most laid back master ever)

[awedprowess]

I believe that is probably for the best. I confess I find the side attractions passingly amusing. And your butlers' love for tormenting your house guest has kept them from needling myself.

[seriousaura]

I don't quite know what they would needle you about.