Cell phone tenacity

[awedprowess]

The zoo in Buenos Aires has retrieved my cell phone and mailed it to me. Despite passing through a chimp, it still receives signal. I have bought out the mobile phone company and intend to mount the handset in the lobby, once it has been redecorated; faux marble pillars are completely ridiculous. After this, I shall only require a byline referring to the proven durability of this particular model.

Tezuka, thank you for pointing out that four of my six mobile phones were from the same company. Now I receive the latest handset free of charge. I presume it is your intention to attend this ... party ... on the weekend?

Ohtori Choutarou, you will wait on me this Wednesday and demonstrate why you should be allowed so much free time.

Comments

[seriousaura]

Having a phone to match every possible ensemble is not an answer, but a colossal waste of money.

I'm allowing Yanagi and Arthur to attend if they so wish. Will Kabaji be allowed to go?

[awedprowess]

It is completely necessary. First appearances are important.

Naturally. Someone needs to keep that accursed dog off my leg.

[seriousaura]

Why is making sure your phone is visible important?

I never have any problems with Saito. Perhaps it's your cologne.

[awedprowess]

During a business meeting, it is bound to be visible.

Then it is unfortunate that my cologne does not make you wish to rip my clothes off.

[seriousaura]

I sincerely doubt that people care about your phone.

But it does implore chimpanzees to ingest your mobile device.

[awedprowess]

It adds to the overall appearance. It is quite essential.

Perhaps I should try a different scent.

[seriousaura]

I doubt that.

Or just less of the one you wear now.

[awedprowess]

You believe it to be too over powering? It reflects my presence.

[seriousaura]

Exactly.

[awedprowess]

Then it is eminently suitable.

[seriousaura]

The opposite of that.