Cell phone tenacity

[awedprowess]

The zoo in Buenos Aires has retrieved my cell phone and mailed it to me. Despite passing through a chimp, it still receives signal. I have bought out the mobile phone company and intend to mount the handset in the lobby, once it has been redecorated; faux marble pillars are completely ridiculous. After this, I shall only require a byline referring to the proven durability of this particular model.

Tezuka, thank you for pointing out that four of my six mobile phones were from the same company. Now I receive the latest handset free of charge. I presume it is your intention to attend this ... party ... on the weekend?

Ohtori Choutarou, you will wait on me this Wednesday and demonstrate why you should be allowed so much free time.

Comments

[seriousaura]

Aa.

That seems a bit excessive. I was thinking about one of the paintings from my warehouse.

[awedprowess]

Additionally, the durability of their handsets was underestimated. Now I have conducted more thorough tests, it can be used as a major marketing feature.

Is there not a certain irony in giving an artist art? However, if it is currently gathering dust then I suppose it would be better used on a wall.

[seriousaura]

Because the everyday user of the device is going to be around exotic pets.

It is collectable art, Atobe. Anything more appreciated in someone else's hands is better than never seeing the light of day locked in one of my vaults.

[awedprowess]

If it can survive a chimp's stomach, I suspect it will be highly resistant to a range of activities. It will become the perfect phone for campers, extreme sports addicts and incompetent children.

Then I suppose you should gift them a piece. I am giving them a cell phone.

[seriousaura]

Or perhaps you just got lucky.

That's why I'm looking through the vault right now. They have phones.

[awedprowess]

You believe I should repeat the test?

That is sometimes hard to believe. However, this one will be superior.

[seriousaura]

Only if you wish to waste another phone. Nonetheless, I think it was a hasty move.

In your opinion.

[awedprowess]

Nonsense. I was clearly partial to the handsets for a reason.

Since I am selecting the gift, it is the only opinion that can be used.

[seriousaura]

Why isn't one phone good enough?

Untrue. You could pick something that would be more helpful on a day-to-day basis.

[awedprowess]

They cannot all co-ordinate with my outfit, obviously.

This will be useful. I shall ensure it is harder to loose than most.

[seriousaura]

Black goes with everything.

I doubt stocks will be helpful.

[awedprowess]

It is adequate with everything. There are superior matches.

We shall see. We should attend together.

[seriousaura]

Having a phone to match every possible ensemble is not an answer, but a colossal waste of money.

I'm allowing Yanagi and Arthur to attend if they so wish. Will Kabaji be allowed to go?

[awedprowess]

It is completely necessary. First appearances are important.

Naturally. Someone needs to keep that accursed dog off my leg.

[seriousaura]

Why is making sure your phone is visible important?

I never have any problems with Saito. Perhaps it's your cologne.

[awedprowess]

During a business meeting, it is bound to be visible.

Then it is unfortunate that my cologne does not make you wish to rip my clothes off.

[seriousaura]

I sincerely doubt that people care about your phone.

But it does implore chimpanzees to ingest your mobile device.

[awedprowess]

It adds to the overall appearance. It is quite essential.

Perhaps I should try a different scent.

[seriousaura]

I doubt that.

Or just less of the one you wear now.

[awedprowess]

You believe it to be too over powering? It reflects my presence.

[seriousaura]

Exactly.

[awedprowess]

Then it is eminently suitable.

[seriousaura]

The opposite of that.